Can I borrow a lampshade?

DOING DUDLEY RIGHT ........the secret life of....Myrna Downtrodden....first female to infiltrate the ranks and shanks of the Canadian Mounties...

what they are saying:

"more mush than any lush could possibly handle"......Jean "Skippy" Lafeete, editor of "Northern Tights"

"If you like whips cracking and legs jacking......this is a read for you!!!" Louis Laidmoore, owner of the "Saskatchewan Skanks"


Hmmm, sounds like an alternative........perhaps I could just stay home and read......besides,

Who REALLY WANTS to go to their "office christmas party"?

CHAPTER ONE: ALL TUNDRA UP AND NO WHERE TO GO

Myrna, in her red silk size XL long johns and L.L. Bean footies.....took one last glance at herself in the cracked mirror above the wash tub before she set out in the cold dank Canadian night.
She unbolted the heavy wooden door and the howling wind whipped past her as she stood in the doorway.......panic gripped her throat as well as an over whelming thirst. She grabbed her last fifth of Canadian Mist and pushed against the biting wind. One...no two swigs and she was falling back inside the cabin. Miles away a lone wolf answered her cry of....."No....but Hell no!"

Sigh......see, even heroines feel like backing down............but I have Monday after the party to face and Myrna, well she's got a lot of Dudley to do (hope it is in Chapter 2).....so I'll have to
bite the bit, strap on the muckaluks and do what tough broads do.......GET OVER IT .

later pilgrims........Jinks.